she and "dick"!

Just tell me his name,
Just tell me you didn't get laid in our bedroom,
And was it the same?
Just tell me if his dick is bigger than mine,
Do you remember the way it was when I was home,
Before I left you all alone,

I wanna be eighty on the porch drinking lemonade with you,
And that is all that I can think about when you tell me that you cheated,
Eighty on the porch drinking lemonade with you,
And that is all that I can think about when you tell me that you cheated on
me.

I knew that you would,
I knew cos you told me it runs in the family,
And I did the same,
So I guess that I deserve half of the blame,
Do you remember the way it was for us,
Before all of the blow jobs on the bus?

I wanna be eighty on the porch drinking lemonade with you,
And that is all that I can think about when you tell me that you cheated,
Eighty on the porch drinking lemonade with you,
And that is all that I can think about when you tell me that you cheated,
Tell me that you cheated,
What should I care about the long run,
What should it matter to me?
I always knew how to love with no-one,
And now I know that the end is near,
Cos you've replaced me.

Just tell me his name,
Just tell me you didn't get laid in our bedroom,
Just tell me if his dick is bigger than mine,
Tell me that you cheated on me.